Well, we saved the best for last (me, Wilbur, of course!), so here are my answers to all of the questions you're dying to know!
- Your age? 2 years, about 4 months
- Your age when came to live with your people? 5 or 6 weeks, Mom's not really sure.
- What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Orange with black "OSU" written on it.
- Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? my Missouri grandma. She thinks I'm neglected and abused since the furry beasts joined the household, so whenever I see her, I expect spoiling. I try to look neglected and abused.
- How much do you weigh? 8.7 pounds at my last visit to the evil place where the people where white coats
- Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? My mom's flip flops with the beads.
- Do you like other Dogs? No. I haven't met any other ones though.
- Who is your best non-human friend? I don't need friends. I'm a loner.
- Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Tennis balls, I do like to chase them.
- Do you like to be brushed? Actually, I love being furminated.
- Peanut Butter or Cheese? Cheese, yummy.
- Do your people cut your toenails? Unfortunately yes, but they have to wear protective gear.
- Any formal education? Heck no. I do what I want.
- Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Energizer bunny. I love to run around and jump on things.
- Five nicknames your people call you. Wilbur Dilbur, The Wilbinator, Wilbster, Kitty Pie, Evil Genius
- What is your best trick? fetching
- Do you like kitties? I like myself, so yes.
- What did you have for breakfast? 1/3 can of Friskies and some Felidae.
- Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I hunt my mom all the time, but I haven't killed her. I've killed some bugs.
- When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? In June, I had to get a shot.
- Where do you sleep at night? I kind of roam around the house. I sleep on the couch and in my jungle on the plant ledge.
- Do you like to swim? No way! Water is yuck!
- Can you make puppies? No. The world doesn't need more puppies.
- Do you give kisses? No, I give bites though, want one?
- Can you potty on command? No, no one commands me to do anything.
- To Cuz or not to Cuz? Not. The racket that those toys make when the furry beasts are playing with them is excruciating. I just want to bury them in my litter box!